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Poo-Pourri should win an Oscar for this newly released poo commercial. It is BRILLIANT! Known for their toilet spray that eliminates odor when you go #2, they are marketing the product with a beautiful, posh British woman.
This woman is almost too beautiful to poop, but she admits that she just "birthed a creamy behemoth from [her] cavernous bowels."
OMG….. WE LOVE POTTY TALK!