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Every high school senior wants the best yearbook quote right? Well, Jessica Lee might have accomplished the task!
At first glance her quote says: “Fluorine uranium carbon potassium bismuth technetium helium sulfur germanium thulium oxygen neon yttrium.”
But if you whip out your periodic table, the elements symbols spell out:“ F*** Bitches Get Money”
I’m sure this isn’t how her parents thought she’d be using her chemistry class!